a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”
If you’re referring to the incident with the Dragon, I was barely involved. All I did was give your uncle a little nudge out of the door.
every day putting on my makeup
I used to be picked in high school. People were like “You look like Jason Priestley!”
The Fellowship of the Ring was formed as a brotherhood among members of the various Free Peoples of Middle-earth…(GIVEAWAY AWARD: 221b-at-your-service)
all i’m saying is,
there’s a reason the queen is the strongest piece on the chess board
and a reason why you win by killing the king
Oh no no no. Give me someone I like.
that selfie looked better on my phone: the novel